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Hey, Calvin.
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I can't hear you.
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Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
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I still can't hear you, but no.
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Please?
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Yeah, man. What's up?
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So, our anniversary is coming up.
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Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave,
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we've only known each
other for two months.
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Well, I was talking about me and Gemma.
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Besides, our man-iversary
isn't until the fifth.
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So, how are you two celebrating?
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You know, Gemma's under a lot
of pressure with the new job
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and still getting used to living here,
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so I want to do something
really special for her.
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Like the time you tried to
take me to a Renaissance fair?
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You would've had fun, Milord.
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Anyway, look,
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I'm having a box of her favorite
cupcakes flown in from Michigan.
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I got a fancy bottle of champagne.
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I even may have choreographed a
little dance number for her.
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You know, like Magic Mike.
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I'm guessing more like Tragic Dave.
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I-I just really want to help
her put everything aside
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for one night,
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just try to get Gemma to relax.
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Oh. Yeah, I get it.
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You're not getting sex.
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Well, y...
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You know how things can slow down
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when you get busy and with the kids.
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No, Dave, I don't.
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You're gonna tell me you and
Tina never had a dry spell?
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Dave. Dave.
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In-in the Butler household,
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it's like monsoon season
all-year-round, bud.
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So, what's your secret?
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Well, damn, Dave.
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Check it out.
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You know?
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I maintain my sexy, you know?
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Well, you know, I keep it sexy, too.
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A lot of people say I look
just like Tom Cruise.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, a'ight. Yeah.
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Anyway, look, I-I planned
the perfect night.
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There's just one problem.
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We need to find someone
to watch Grover.
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Well, why don't you get a babysitter?
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Well, we would, but since we
moved, we haven't found anyone.
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You know, back in Michigan,
we knew all our neighbors
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and felt comfortable leaving
him with them. But...
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the only neighbors we know here
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are you guys.
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Oh. Okay, say no more.
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I got the answer to your problem.
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Oh, Calvin, thank you so, so much.
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Move back to Michigan.
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Let's go, baby.
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- Oh. Hey, Tina.
- Hey, Gemma. You busy?
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Ugh, actually, I'm swamped.
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- I brought wine.
- I could use a break.
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Wow. Look at all this paperwork.
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No wonder you're looking
like the Apocalypse Barbie.
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I just have so much to do.
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I have to finish
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teacher evaluations,
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go through grant proposals,
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and get ready for a visit
from the superintendent.
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Damn, that's stressful. I always
thought principal was like
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a figurehead position, you know?
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Like the queen.
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I don't think the queen wears the
same bra five days in a row.
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No wonder you and Dave are going
through a slump in your bedroom.
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Wha...
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Where did you hear that?
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Dave told Calvin.
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Why would he tell him?
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You've been wearing the same
damn bra for five days, Gemma!
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And, besides, I mean, he
asked us to babysit Grover
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so he can take you out
for your anniversary.
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Oh, my God.
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Our anniversary.
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I can't believe I forgot.
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You forgot your anniversary?
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What are you, a man?
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It's just, things have
been so crazy at work,
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and Grover's still
adjusting to the move.
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He's even started sleeping in our bed.
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Ooh, is Dave okay with that?
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Let me ask you this. You-you're
still attracted to Dave, right?
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Are you kidding?
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You've seen him.
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He looks exactly like Tom Cruise.
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Yeah. All right.
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Besides, come on, everyone
goes through lulls.
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Look,
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let us take Grover so you guys
can go out and celebrate.
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That is so nice of you. Thank you.
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You are welcome.
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So, you and Calvin really
never have any lulls?
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No.
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I mean, you've seen him.
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That man maintains his sexy.
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Mm.
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All right.
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Ooh, that must be Grover.
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Malcolm, get the door.
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I still don't know how you
convinced me to do this.
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Oh, you know.
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Hey, guys. Come on in.
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Hey. Thank you so much for
taking Grover overnight. Oh.
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You don't know how
important this is to us.
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Okay. Okay, Dave,
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save some for your wife, okay?
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Now, sweetie, everything's
gonna be just fine.
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If you need anything,
you ask Miss Tina.
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And if you get scared, don't worry,
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because Mommy is gonna
be right next door.
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'Kay. Bye.
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Okay, I think he's good.
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Let's make like Tom and cruise.
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Oh, oh. Um,
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wait, before we go, everything
he needs is in this bag:
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his blanket, his nightlight,
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and his rosemary eucalyptus candle
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that'll help him fall asleep.
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Time is a-wastin'.
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I think The Firm is about to premiere,
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if you know what I mean.
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I do.
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This is a nice candle.
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We're gonna keep this for ourselves.
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Are you ready?
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Ready.
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Ow!
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Oh, my God!
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I think I may have
over-waxed the floor.
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Well,
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for what it's worth,
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I think you're hotter than Tom Cruise.
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Thanks, babe.
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I think you're hotter
than Tom Cruise, too.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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Oh, let me check that.
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It might be Grover.
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Hmm. Or maybe it's not.
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Uh, actually, it's about work. Hold on.
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Let me just respond real quick.
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Okay, yeah. Sure.
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Oh, that is so great.
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Anything I can do to help you relax.
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Oh, no, I was talking about
this grant approval.
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Okay, you know, s-since
it's our anniversary,
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maybe we put the phone down and
we-we focus on each other.
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You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
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Here you go.
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To our anniversary.
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And our new home.
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And our first night alone
in it without Grover.
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- Aw, Grover.
- No, no.
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No, tonight is just about us.
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I-I didn't mean to mention Grover.
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Pretend you didn't hear that.
Pretend he doesn't exist.
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- Dave!
- No!
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Look, of course he exists.
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We love him. He's here with us.
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But, at the same time,
he's not, like a ghost.
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That's it. I'm gonna go check on him.
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Okay, no. Gemma, look.
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Look, I'm-I'm...
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I'm sorry.
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Can't we just have this night together?
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It's our anniversary.
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I miss you.
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Aw. I miss you, too.
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Okay, great.
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'Cause I have another surprise for you.
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Is it trying to juggle
bottles like in Cocktail?
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Because, last time, I wound
up in the emergency room.
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Oh, my God! Are those
what I think they are?!
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Your favorite Michigan cherry cupcakes,
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shipped fresh today,
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all the way from Kalamazoo.
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I love these!
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Grover and I used to
eat them all the time.
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Now, Grover, when the boys were young,
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we used to go around the table
and say what we're thankful for.
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So, I'll go first.
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I am thankful that you are
our guest this evening.
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Uh, I am thankful for Star Wars.
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Not the prequels.
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Those hurt my heart.
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Well, now that they have a black hero,
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I'm thankful for Star Wars, too.
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"Now"? What do you mean "now"?
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Empire Strikes Back, Lando Calrissian?
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You ain't got no love for Billy Dee?
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All right, all right.
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Listen up, you two.
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I'm-a tell you what I'm thankful for.
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My vasectomy. That's
what I'm thankful for.
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And family. And family.
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Um, Grover, what are you
thankful for, baby?
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Chicken fingers.
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Can I have some?
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Well, actually, I made catfish tonight.
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Yes.
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And the rule in our house
is that everyone eats
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what Miss Tina cooks.
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Well, can you ask Miss Tina
to cook some chicken fingers?
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Well, we don't have that.
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But I could probably whip you
up something real quick.
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What do you like?
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Maybe some spaghetti?
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Got that.
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With chicken fingers.
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Look, Grover,
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you're gonna eat your catfish
with the rest of us,
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and I bet you're gonna like it.
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I'll take that bet.
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Now, listen, little man,
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there are starving children
all around the world
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who would love a piece of
that delicious catfish.
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You're right. We should
give it to one of them.
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Coming to a hotel was such a good idea.
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But are you sure we can afford it?
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Even if it costs all the
money in the world,
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for you, it's worth it.
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Aw.
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Besides, I used miles, reward points,
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and I got a senior discount.
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As soon as we get upstairs,
I am gonna put on
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one of those fuzzy robes, run a bath,
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and eat $20 chocolates
from the minibar.
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And then we're gonna have sex?
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And then we're gonna have sex.
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Yes!
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No!
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Due to renovations,
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we are experiencing a power outage.
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Please stand by.
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And thank you for your patience.
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Renovations?
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Yeah.
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That's another reason
we got a discount.
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I knew we should have stayed home.
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Okay, babe, look, relax.
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How can I relax?
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Oh, my God.
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I don't have service.
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Grover could be calling me.
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People could be texting about work,
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and here I am trapped in a metal cage,
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ten stories up, waiting
to plunge to my death.
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First of all, we haven't
left the lobby.
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Second, I'm sure everything
is perfectly fine,
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especially Grover.
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Boy, you gonna sit here all night.
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I don't care if you starve.
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Who's ready for some cobbler?
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Oh, you know I am.
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Why do you think I wore
my "eatin'" pants today?
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I'll get the ice cream.
266
00:11:45,787 --> 00:11:46,753
Hold up.
267
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Cobbler a la mode?
268
00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:51,147
Okay. I'm just gonna lose
this drawstring altogether.
269
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
270
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,393
What do you think you're
doing, little man?
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Having dessert, big man.
272
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No. No.
273
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Under this roof, you don't get dessert
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until you finish your dinner.
275
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Why?
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Because I said so.
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Welcome to Shawshank.
278
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But why is that the rule?
279
00:12:21,514 --> 00:12:25,647
Oh, you need a deeper
explanation of the rules.
280
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All righty, not a problem.
281
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,789
Um, the reason is...
282
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because I said so.
283
00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:36,043
That's it.
284
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,529
But that's not an answer.
285
00:12:38,554 --> 00:12:39,802
Excuse me?
286
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,161
At my house, when I ask questions,
287
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my parents give me real answers.
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Long answers.
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Really long answers.
290
00:12:53,579 --> 00:12:58,035
Well, at my house, "because I said so"
291
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is the longest answer you're gonna get.
292
00:13:01,883 --> 00:13:04,305
Got it. One more question.
293
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,609
Why?
294
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You see, Grover,
295
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ever since we were your age,
296
00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:12,490
it's been my dad's way or the highway.
297
00:13:12,744 --> 00:13:14,484
This one time, I asked
him if I could move
298
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my 9:00 bedtime to 10:00.
299
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,800
And tell Grover what happened.
300
00:13:17,825 --> 00:13:19,397
It got pushed up to 8:00.
301
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,730
You know, Pop, instead
of being a dictator,
302
00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:24,286
maybe you should try seeing things
303
00:13:24,311 --> 00:13:25,850
from other people's perspectives.
304
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,160
Ooh, look. It's almost 8:00.
305
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,470
Malcolm, you might want
to get ready for bed.
306
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:33,164
Do you see what I mean?
307
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,385
You know, maybe what this
house needs is a little
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civil disobedience.
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00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:37,959
Grover,
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00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,650
you do not have to eat that,
311
00:13:39,675 --> 00:13:40,974
and neither do I.
312
00:13:40,999 --> 00:13:42,693
In fact, none of us do.
313
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,151
Am I right, Marty?
314
00:13:44,176 --> 00:13:45,645
- Uh-uh.
- Yes!
315
00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:46,836
Uh-uh, man.
316
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,208
Mar... Yes.
317
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,429
Now, I'm sorry, my brother.
318
00:13:51,454 --> 00:13:53,117
But we didn't land on this cobbler.
319
00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:54,602
This cobbler landed on us.
320
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,919
Well, too bad for all of y'all,
321
00:13:57,944 --> 00:14:00,430
because this cobbler about
to land in my mouth.
322
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,122
I'm gonna save us.
323
00:14:06,071 --> 00:14:07,337
How?
324
00:14:07,362 --> 00:14:08,574
Well, I'm gonna do exactly
325
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,194
what Tom Cruise would
do in this situation.
326
00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:12,394
The only problem is,
327
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,475
in Mission Impossible, he
had all these cool gadgets.
328
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,040
In Minority Report, he had
futuristic technology.
329
00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:21,350
All I have is my quick
wit and quiet strength.
330
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:31,067
You act like it's Tom doing it,
but it's really a stuntman.
331
00:14:31,092 --> 00:14:32,984
That's where you're wrong.
Tom does all his own stunts.
332
00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:34,503
That's what makes him Tom.
333
00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:36,357
And I'm gonna get us out of here.
334
00:14:36,382 --> 00:14:38,043
That's what makes me Dave.
335
00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:41,878
Okay.
336
00:14:44,902 --> 00:14:46,918
How does he make it look so easy?
337
00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:50,224
Mm-mm.
338
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:53,333
Cobbler.
339
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,714
It looks like y'all little
protest backfired, huh?
340
00:14:57,923 --> 00:14:59,695
More for me.
341
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,512
This night couldn't get any better.
342
00:15:01,537 --> 00:15:03,526
Who's ready for ice cream?
343
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,283
Ooh, I stand corrected.
344
00:15:07,047 --> 00:15:09,337
Don't be vanilla bean.
Don't be vanilla bean.
345
00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:11,285
- Is it vanilla bean? Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:15,590
So you're saying I can't get
any of this vanilla bean
347
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,468
because of that vanilla bean?
348
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,113
Just stay strong, my brother.
349
00:15:21,138 --> 00:15:22,204
What's going on?
350
00:15:22,229 --> 00:15:23,286
Oh, White Gandhi,
351
00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:24,556
Nerd Gandhi and Broke Gandhi
352
00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:26,434
are on a hunger strike.
353
00:15:28,152 --> 00:15:29,128
A hunger strike?
354
00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:30,447
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
355
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,472
We are tired of Pop's dictatorship.
356
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:33,886
We demand democracy.
357
00:15:33,911 --> 00:15:34,910
And cobbler.
358
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,547
Hot, bubbly cobbler
with-with-with-with cold,
359
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,591
creamy ice cream, where-where
the cobbler starts
360
00:15:42,616 --> 00:15:44,543
to melt the ice cream ever so slightly.
361
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,454
And-and real specks of vanilla beans
362
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:50,111
start cascading down the
side of a peach, while my...
363
00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:52,424
Damn, man, just have a piece.
364
00:15:53,009 --> 00:15:54,953
Okay, and here you go.
365
00:15:54,978 --> 00:15:56,196
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
366
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,596
No, he doesn't get cobbler.
367
00:15:57,621 --> 00:15:59,666
He didn't even try his catfish.
368
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:00,776
Ah, come on, baby.
369
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:02,536
Give the boy some cobbler.
It's probably the first time
370
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,227
he ever tried food with flavor.
371
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,813
I don't care.
372
00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:10,520
The rules are the rules.
373
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,169
And listen, little man,
374
00:16:12,194 --> 00:16:13,634
you may not understand this right now,
375
00:16:13,659 --> 00:16:15,112
but I'm trying to help you.
376
00:16:15,219 --> 00:16:17,459
This feels like the opposite.
377
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,177
Look, Grover, you can't go through life
378
00:16:22,202 --> 00:16:23,962
with your mind already made up
379
00:16:23,987 --> 00:16:26,619
about things that you
like or don't like.
380
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:27,862
You're going to miss out
381
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,268
- on a lot of stuff.
- Like what?
382
00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:32,213
Well, look at Marty.
383
00:16:32,335 --> 00:16:35,297
He didn't like working on
cars when he was a kid,
384
00:16:35,322 --> 00:16:38,195
but I made him, and
that's where he started
385
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,613
to enjoy working on machines.
386
00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:43,057
And that turned him into
a successful engineer.
387
00:16:43,511 --> 00:16:45,088
Wait a minute, Dad, are you
seriously taking credit
388
00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:47,051
for me becoming an engineer?
389
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:51,015
And-and Malcolm hated books,
390
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,473
but I made him read to me
391
00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:54,175
every day when I took him to school.
392
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:55,752
We only lived a mile away,
393
00:16:55,777 --> 00:16:58,820
so it took us five
years to finish Roots.
394
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,686
But then you started reading Malcolm X
395
00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:04,580
and Maya Angelou, and James Baldwin,
396
00:17:04,605 --> 00:17:07,370
and look at you, following
in their footsteps.
397
00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:08,694
Yeah? How?
398
00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,687
Organizing sit-ins.
399
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:14,833
I mean, granted, it's for
little white kids, but still.
400
00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:17,798
Calvin, please, you're one to talk.
401
00:17:17,823 --> 00:17:19,486
You hate trying new things.
402
00:17:19,511 --> 00:17:20,577
That's not true.
403
00:17:20,602 --> 00:17:21,889
You just flipped out the other day
404
00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:24,208
when I put raspberry
vinaigrette on your salad.
405
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:27,730
That's because dressings are
supposed to be creamy, Tina.
406
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:30,978
Ranch, Thousand Island, blue cheese.
407
00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:33,757
If my carrot can't stand
up in it, I don't want it.
408
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,181
Look, my point is,
409
00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:40,963
you don't know what you like
410
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:43,685
until you at least give it a try.
411
00:17:44,302 --> 00:17:46,459
Okay. I'll try it.
412
00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:47,568
Oh.
413
00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:48,905
Okay.
414
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:50,575
What do you think?
415
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,688
Mmm. It's good.
416
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,852
It tastes like chicken fingers.
417
00:17:57,638 --> 00:18:00,545
Now you can have some cobbler.
418
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,099
Hey, way to stay strong, little man.
419
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,327
You know, you are the
only kid to ever get more
420
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,155
of an explanation than
"Because I said so."
421
00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:12,284
This is cause for celebration.
422
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:14,152
Oh.
423
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,724
What you think you're doing?
424
00:18:16,749 --> 00:18:18,133
Why can't I have some?
425
00:18:18,158 --> 00:18:20,479
Because I said so.
426
00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:25,766
I can't believe what a
disaster tonight is.
427
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:28,888
Instead of taking your
mind off of things,
428
00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,579
I just made everything worse.
429
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,976
No, you didn't.
430
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:35,388
You did everything right.
431
00:18:35,642 --> 00:18:38,610
I don't know why I couldn't
just relax and enjoy it.
432
00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:40,334
Well, you got a lot going on.
433
00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,659
Yeah, but I always have a lot going on.
434
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:45,398
I think this is something more.
435
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:46,832
What do you mean?
436
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,638
Was it wrong of me to
make us move here?
437
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:51,914
What?
438
00:18:52,084 --> 00:18:53,353
I'm the one who got the job
439
00:18:53,378 --> 00:18:55,132
and made us move to California.
440
00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:56,533
I made us leave all of our family,
441
00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:58,631
our friends, Grover's school.
442
00:18:58,685 --> 00:19:00,752
I uprooted everything.
443
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,590
Gemma, you didn't make us do anything.
444
00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:05,315
We decided together.
445
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,880
Are you sure?
446
00:19:06,905 --> 00:19:11,499
Well, maybe it was 60-40, but...
447
00:19:11,945 --> 00:19:15,018
I was an enthusiastic 40.
448
00:19:15,594 --> 00:19:18,589
Dave, you're an
enthusiastic everything.
449
00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:22,085
We're a team, Gemma.
450
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,290
Like Maverick and Goose?
451
00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:28,334
I've never loved you more.
452
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,804
Ugh, I guess that makes me Goose.
453
00:19:30,829 --> 00:19:33,681
Well, yeah, look at me.
You're definitely Goose.
454
00:19:35,982 --> 00:19:38,101
Gemma, I'd follow you anywhere.
455
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:41,167
All I ever want to be is close to you.
456
00:19:41,568 --> 00:19:43,214
I know, sweetie.
457
00:19:43,239 --> 00:19:44,481
I love you.
458
00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:46,678
And I love you.
459
00:19:49,051 --> 00:19:53,265
You know, even though this isn't
exactly what you had in mind,
460
00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:57,003
we are pretty close right now.
461
00:19:57,356 --> 00:19:59,159
We are, aren't we?
462
00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:00,701
What do you think?
463
00:20:01,386 --> 00:20:03,538
Goose, you big stud,
464
00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:06,700
take me to bed or lose me forever.
465
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,708
Oh, hey, Grover. What are
you doing out of bed?
466
00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:22,245
I couldn't sleep. Can you read to me?
467
00:20:22,881 --> 00:20:24,781
O-Of course. Let me...
468
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,874
Uh-oh.
469
00:20:25,899 --> 00:20:28,710
Grover, whoa, whoa, whoa, little man.
470
00:20:29,114 --> 00:20:32,098
In this house, we all
stay in our own beds.
471
00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:33,301
Why?
472
00:20:33,326 --> 00:20:34,787
Because I said so.
473
00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:36,632
You know that doesn't work on me.
474
00:20:36,913 --> 00:20:41,113
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"Once upon a time,
there was a little boy
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00:20:44,282 --> 00:20:46,074
who didn't know when to quit."